Title: Friends and Old Wine
Author: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Rating: PG
Spoilers for all Ronon-centric episodes up to and including Broken Ties
Characters: Ronon plus team
Summary: Not long after arriving on Atlantis, Ronon is given a bottle of Satedan firewine, the last of its kind. Throughout the events of the next few years, it stays unopened, because ( Read more... )

Title: Rodney in Wonderland
Authors: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23) and Lewis Carroll (not on LJ)
Rating: PG for violence towards cards, mock turtles and English literature
Spoilers: For Alice in Wonderland and season five (references to The Queen and Infection)
Summary: Rodney falls down a rabbit-hole.

( Rodney was beginning to get very tired of sitting by his sister on the bank and having nothing to do )

Title: Pros and Cons
Author: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Words: 2436
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/crack
Summary: It was proving to be the freakiest captivity ever. John doubted that even Ronon could take out four hundred crazed women when armed only with a teaspoon.

Note: No disrespect is intended to anyone, whether real people, fictional characters or fans. ( Read more... )

Title: Indistinguishable from Magic
Author: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Words: 4000
Rating: PG

Summary: When John rubs a magic lamp-- "Magic?" squawked the genie, flapping its incorporeal arms. "How many times do I have to tell you that magic doesn't exist? And don't go pointing at the challenge title. Wish fulfillment? You can't just wish for something that ( Read more... )

Title: A Wraith's Guide to Food and Nutrition
Author: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Rating: PG
Words: c. 2500
Genre: Humour/crack. You have been warned.
Spoilers: Infection, sort of, though it's more spoilers for the very basic premise of the episode than for the actual plot.

Summary: In which the Wraith struggle with their diet, Sheppard and McKay struggle ( Read more... )

Title: A Twice-told Tale
Author: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Words: c. 3400
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Enormous spoilers for Outsiders
Summary: "Have I ever told you about the people of Atlantis?"

Note: The structure might be a little confusing at first, but I hope all will soon become clear. Do I need to warn about moral ambiguity? Perhaps. We see our heroes in ( Read more... )

Title: Hello, Rodney!
Author: by Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Rating: PG-13 for the main story, but the optional ending (off-site) has some shocking double entendre
Spoilers: None
Words: 2800, plus pictures, educational activities, and optional alternative ending for the truly incorrigible.
Characters: Rodney, John, some of their little friends, and a baddy ( Read more... )

Title: The Comfort of Strangers
Author: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23Words: c. 5000 ( Read more... )

Title: Evergreen
Author: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Words: 1800
Characters: Team
Spoilers: For season five to date. Also huge spoilers for a certain announcement about the show that came out yesterday (or today, depending on your time zone.) Seriously, please don't read on unless you know what I'm talking about here.
Summary: When you are suddenly released ( Read more... )

Title: Five Authors Who Didn't Write Stargate Atlantis
Author: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Rating: PG
Words: 3000
Characters: Team, plus others
Summary: Four authors who (fortunately for them) didn't write Stargate Atlantis, and one who (fortunately for Atlantis) didn't write it, either.

( Five Authors Who Didn't Write Stargate Atlantis )